THE DEFINITIVE VERSION™ OF
Remember 1998 when everyone at school used to walk the other way the second they saw you because you had a few patches on your backpack and were the weird kid that listened to strange music while everyone else was busy blasting Usher non-stop? Then two years later you were confused when the dip$h!t jock came to school decked out in grey and orange Etnies gear proclaiming his love for Bad Religion like he was doing you a favor by letting you in on his eclectic music taste. If so, that's weird, because I just made this story up.